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The Hood Puts All Children to Sleep

Dec. 30, 2011

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It Never Stops Santa, Never

Dec. 28, 2011

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A Classic Pre-Santa Ritual

Dec. 27, 2011

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Nope, Later!

Dec. 18, 2011

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Just look at these kids. They know not that no matter what they do they will never escape the icy grip of Santa’s hoary paws. They may cry and squirm, but there’s nothing they can do to escape. Santa has taken them as his own, and for them we weep.

Or laugh. That too.

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Cindy Lou Who, your cries fall on deaf ears.

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Common Santa tactic: A candy cane to distract you from Santa’s wintry grasp. It never helps.

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Run! Run as fast as your tiny ingrown legs will take you!

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Your only real hope in escaping Santa is waiting until he gets bored with your grief:

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Maybe then, you’ll both be at peace with the situation:

sketchy santa fails - Baby is Bored Too

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