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Sketchy Santa Says: LATER CHUMPS!

Dec. 31, 2011

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It’s that time of the year, boys and girls. Santa has made his rounds, delivered his presents (or… Um… “Presents”), and it’s time for him to head back to the North Pole for a well-deserved break. There will be plenty more inappropriate touching and creepy grins next year though, just you wait!

We hope you’ve had a very scary holiday season, from all of us at FAIL Blog to you!

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Special Christmas E-Cards!

Dec. 22, 2011

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The clever cynics over at Someecards have a collection of painfully true gags to help us through the holiday season. Check them all out in the gallery below, and TONS more over on their site!

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Sting Approves

Dec. 22, 2011

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And just like Hanukkah, it usually ends in a rousing moment of total disappointment.

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Go Out in the Cold, and It Lights Up More!

Dec. 8, 2011

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Get high on eggnog over at After 12!

Violation of the Santa Code of Ethics, Drunk and Jolly Conduct

Nov. 29, 2011

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Sloshed Santas?

Nov. 26, 2011

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Santa Would Be Enjoying His Job, if He Was Conscious Enough to Realize it

Nov. 23, 2011

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Let’s face it, Santa has it pretty rough out there. Screaming children, obnoxious pets, overbearing parents, the guy has his work cut out for him. Who’s to blame if Santa needs to hit up some of his favorite vices every now and again just to scrape by? We all have our weaknesses. And if these Santas are any indication, he might have… A lot of vices.

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Yeah, lots of them.

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Is that a wine cooler? Santa, you could do so much better!

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Drinking on the job? Now maybe there’s where we draw the line…

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However, after a long day’s work, I can totally understand hitting up the bars. Remember, if you’re going to take her home Santa, make sure to wrap it up! (I’m sure you’ve never heard that one before.)

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